kitten-burrito: brakken: SBURB Smash Bros. o: These are fucking amazing sprites.
Tween girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Teen girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Twenty-something girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Gay boys: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Straight boys: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Jack Barakat: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Jack's Mom: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Alex Gaskarth: Damn right I'm sexy
pizza: iwillneverstoptalking: apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come who said that
Person: OmG how do you read books so fast?
Me: ... That wasn't even fast. I usually finish it in a day.
Person: omg but it takes me like a month to read a book!
Me: *stares in disbelief with mouth wide open looking like a goddamn fish while wondering how the hell it can take someone that long to read a book that is not the encyclopedia or some shit*
dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
mrs-prozac: My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops i like him keep him
scuzzmutt: [SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR]
1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
coloursofaparadox: littlecrythings: ...
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do you steal a coat? you jacket
jephaway: jephaway: remember when we all thought gerard was gonna dye his hair teal for the next album (◕‿◕✿) remember when we all thought there was gonna be another album (◕‿◕✿)