May 2013
79 posts
kitten-burrito:
brakken:
SBURB Smash Bros. o:
These are fucking amazing sprites.
Tween girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Teen girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Twenty-something girls: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Gay boys: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Straight boys: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Jack Barakat: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Jack's Mom: Alex Gaskarth is sexy
Alex Gaskarth: Damn right I'm sexy
pizza:
iwillneverstoptalking:
apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come
who said that
Person: OmG how do you read books so fast?
Me: ... That wasn't even fast. I usually finish it in a day.
Person: omg but it takes me like a month to read a book!
Me: *stares in disbelief with mouth wide open looking like a goddamn fish while wondering how the hell it can take someone that long to read a book that is not the encyclopedia or some shit*
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
liarnjamespayne:
in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
mrs-prozac:
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
charlesdutton:
my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
keep him
scuzzmutt:
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR]
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
coloursofaparadox:
littlecrythings:
...
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do you steal a coat?
you jacket
jephaway:
jephaway:
remember when we all thought gerard was gonna dye his hair teal for the next album (◕‿◕✿)
remember when we all thought there was gonna be another album (◕‿◕✿)
