playbunny: poor karkat is having one of those days

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

mrs-prozac:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

horrordeconstruction: truthandglory: pikachusnuggles: lumos5000: jedigrrrl: lindzconner: Let’s get her on the show!!! @BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!! Now that is a badass fucking dream.  If this girl wants to be a fucking zombie, we gotta make her a fucking zombie. i usually am ambivalent about everything, but let’s get this kid as freebie!

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

1612th:

it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
sweetie-bot: sensoryscarecrow: sweetie-bot: Democracy This is probably some deep thing, but all I see is MAYO R This week on: “I didn’t know it was Homestuck.”